Spiders

I hate spiders. hate them. i check my sheets for them before i go to bed at night. i check my shoes before i put them on. i check my ceilings for them! this is what i see in my head when you see spiders: (click to see the pic. it's cut off)

sooooooo scary!  Spiders are like little pieces of death wrapped in scary.
 So courtesy of Hyperbole and a Half: I present my motto:

Once I found them in my toilet!!!!!!!!!! What's up with that?? Can't I go to the bathroom without a spider in the toilet!?! Apparently not!!