I found a bunch of funny things I wanted to show you.
Bumper stickers:
- Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance!
- If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.
- ANKH if you Love Horus.
- Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply.
- I'm the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you.
- You probably don't recognize me without the cape.
- WWJD? Who wants Jelly Donuts!
- I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
- I poke badgers with spoons!
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix! Don't drink and derive!
- Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.\
- An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
- This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.
- What would Gandalf do?
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support)
- Department of Redundancy Department.
- Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- I plan to live forever. So far, so good!
- Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
- On your mark, get set, go away!
- What would Scooby do?
- I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.
- I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. (thanks to Kenneth Dockery)
- If you can read this, you're not the president.
- I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
- Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
- Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
- You - Off my planet.
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
- First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
- In dog years, I'm dead!
- South Korea's got Seoul!
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
- What I really need are minions.
- Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
ROFL! I love them Lysi! You should totally post the answering machines! It would make my day!
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