Motivation!

I feel pretty, and witty and gay! (not that gay u weirdos! the happy kind!)
And then...
WHITE RABBIT!
LOL U DON'T GETS IT!
I wrote a book,
and it was awesome.
It's not done yet :)
c'est mardi le premier mars.

EPIC HAIKU

EPIC PARADOX

I LOVE me a good paradox! So when I found this:

i almost died. XD

Valentines Day

Ugh... not my favorite holiday of the year...Actually it's pretty cool, but I think it's really annoying to go to school and watch other people get the singing telegrams or stuffed animals and roses and not get anything... I ORDERED MY NEW GLASSES TODAY!!!!! They discontinued the rainbow glasses (screw them) so I got purple ones. They probably won't come for a while though. Oh well...
THE END.

No really I'm still here...

LOL haven't posted in ages, forgive me. I've been obsessed with catching up on my fave TV shows and this new one I found yesterday. Called Drop Dead Diva. way funny, check it out!
I made SECOND CHAIR VIOLIST. BRAVISSIMO!
I can say cool stuff in Italian like: Io sono alunna. Della donne cucianano. De gli uomoni mangia uovo.
(I am a student. The women cook. The men eat eggs.)
bye y'all! not a long post I know whatever...

CO is my secret password

My sister claims I'm addicted to ______. I say I'm not, because an addiction is a compulsive behavior that has a negative impact on your life. She smiles and says, well what you call it then? My CO, I say smiling as well, my current obsession. She laughs and says but aren't you the one who told me they don't obsess hey just think... intensely. I might have been, I say smirking, but this... this is worthy of the word obsession.

something i could never get tired of doing

Laughing...
Reading...
Smiling...
Being Lazy...
Playing viola...
Singing...
Playing Piano...

Hi Everybody! It's been a few days since I posted but that's okay riiiiight?
So... I don't have anything to talk about soooo.... School has sucked  for the past um... 3 days? Ya... 3 days...
The End.

my celebrity crush

Wow, this one could be potentially embarrassing. Noooo, it's not Justin Beiber or Joe Jonas (it's not a Jonas at all okay?!). And it's some old (or dead) guy. It's Nathan Kress off iCarly. The guy who plays Freddie.

He's hawt.

Who's YOUR celebrity crush?

New Years Day! and 5 of my biggest pet peeves

It is officially 2011! Yays!
I had a ton of fun last night at a hockey game and then did fire works and stuff.

My 5 pet peeves:

• Bad Grammer (I know I do it do, but really obvious bad grammar bugs me!)
• Over swearing (swearing in general)
• Show offs
• Global Warming Propaganda
• People who chew with their mouths open

my worst habit

probably:

• not taking my contacts out at night
• reading in the dark
• reading too much/staying up too late
• picking at my nail polish
• twirling my hair

Haha, wanted to get a head start on this one, so I thought 12:38 in the morning would be a good idea XD

--Lysi

not so well

I'm not feeling so well today. My mom said i got food poisoning from yesterday, but I can still dance and sing so it's not too terrible. I got new shoes yesterday! They are big airwalk tennies. I love em! They are black and red.

a picture of me last year and now and how have I changed since then

Wow... that's a creepy picture. I have no recent pictures because I just cut my hair yesterday, but My hair is longer, I have braces, um... ya that's about it.

a photo of somewhere I've been to

Never been in it but since I used to live in that general area I saw the White House tons.

Busy-ness and Crazy-ness

Wow,  I love Christmas but it's so hectic that I just feel better after it ends, ya know? As proof of the hectic-ness (my suffix of the day!) I would like to draw your attention to the lack of challenge post yesterday. I apologize profusely. (Now I just sound weird!) Oh well. Your loss? Jkjk I'm not gonna post 2 though! That'd be just plain dumb and stoopid. I MIGHT post 1 if I get bored. Which I will.(get bored.) It's unavoidable. But I can entertain myself! You guys misunderestimated me! (my made up word of the day! nooo not me. misunderestimated duh!) Oh well. Have a nice day! Don't eat anything crapaflapnasti! (word courtesy of Brandon Sanderson)

<3--Lysi

The Bottom

Down at the bottom of the page, it tells me the page views, and I have almost 200! I don't know if that's a lot, but it sounds like it so yay! Merry Christmas Everyone!!! I hope you got lots of candy and joy (woah... cheesy!) and had a lot of fun. If you want to know what I got ASK, because I don't want to put it in a call that bragging. :( That'd be meeeean! But I can say, my presents were awesome. I'll post the challenge later, but I gotta go right now.

Bye!
<3--Lysi

something that means a lot to me.

Sorry, couldn't get a photo of this one. Something that means a lot to me is the Large embroidered picture of a fairy that my mother gave me for my birthday last year. It's really pretty. My mom made it over a really long period of time. Yeah... Merry Christmas Eve!!!

Haha fun...

---Lysi!

Christmas Eve!!!

Happy Christmas Eve y'all! Hope you're having a GREAT time!

I found a bunch of funny things I wanted to show you.
 Bumper stickers:

• Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance! 
• If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.
• ANKH if you Love Horus.
• Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply.
• I'm the English Teacher about whom your mother  warned you.
• You probably don't recognize me without the cape.
• WWJD?  Who wants Jelly Donuts!
• I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
• I poke badgers with spoons!
• Alcohol and calculus don't mix! Don't drink and derive!
• Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.\
• An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
• This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.
• What would Gandalf do? 
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
• Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
• Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 
• National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support)
• Department of Redundancy Department. 
• Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
• I plan to live forever. So far, so good!
• Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
• Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. 
• On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
• On your mark, get set, go away!
• What would Scooby do? 
• I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.
• I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. (thanks to Kenneth Dockery)
• If you can read this, you're not the president. 
• I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
• Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
• Do they ever shut up on your planet?
• I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower. 
• Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
• Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
• Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
• You - Off my planet.
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
• First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
• In dog years, I'm dead!  
• South Korea's got Seoul! 
• I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
• You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.  
• What I really need are minions. 
• Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot. 

 I also have answering machines but I'm too laaaazy to post those right now so I'll do it later.

Comedy in politics is second nature to us now

www.funnyordie.com/stories/4e561641f4/the-funniest-signs-from-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear


As the link says, these are the funniest signs from the rally to restore sanity and/or fear. No sanity was restored in the reading of that article though! Be forewarned that some might be a tad inappropriate. #50 is probably the best for Aubrey. The BEST. Have fun!!!

All my friends are dead

www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/all.jpg

I want all of you to know you are not dead and are still my friends. This is just a book.

I think I will use this blog to show you all the hilarious, random, pointless, and stupid things I find on the internet!
:D

-Lysi

How to pet a kitty

This has got to be one of the funniest comics I've read today. (Today mind you!)

theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_pet